{"id":31,"date":"2008-04-14T16:45:46","date_gmt":"2008-04-15T00:45:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fanglord.net\/blog\/?p=31"},"modified":"2008-05-03T11:44:52","modified_gmt":"2008-05-03T19:44:52","slug":"phys-ed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fanglord.net\/blog\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"Phys Ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Physical Education, how much <em>better<\/em> you are than your polychallenged cousin Physical <em>Training<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>For example, this term, I&#8217;m learning to Swing Dance.  Try suggesting that for your morning PT, Army folks.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230; Extend to the left&#8230; march!  Ok, first and third ranks, first and third ranks <em>only,<\/em> about&#8230; face!  One step forward&#8230; march!  Ok, partner up, let me start the music&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">-hypothetical and highly unlikely PT session<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s that &#8220;partner up&#8221; that might cause difficulty, considering the leader-follower ratio of most Army units.  Anyway&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I discovered something interesting about my Swing Dance capabilities today.  Not something new, mind you; it&#8217;s always been there.  I was never able to put it into words before, though.  Put simply: I have all of the rhythm of a Fremen out for an afternoon stroll, and about 400 times the net sweat output.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Physical Education, how much better you are than your polychallenged cousin Physical Training. For example, this term, I&#8217;m learning to Swing Dance. Try suggesting that for your morning PT, Army folks. &#8230; Extend to the left&#8230; march! Ok, first and third ranks, first and third ranks only, about&#8230; face! One step forward&#8230; march! Ok, partner [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fanglord.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fanglord.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fanglord.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fanglord.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fanglord.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fanglord.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fanglord.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fanglord.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fanglord.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}